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Well damn. No luck in psychology. No luck on the walk there either.

My voice teacher seems pleased with my progress. I guess a week of nightly tokes and chain smoking is good for the throat. Lord knows its good for the soul.

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Everyone’s been so hostile lately. God damn
I swear, thought the hot new RA sicced the cops on me, they were swarmin’ my room, so I febreezed the place.
Then smelled like Meadow Rain or whatever my entire 10 am. Turns out the “cops” were fixing my suitemates cable.
Well damn.

Everyone’s been so hostile lately. God damn

I swear, thought the hot new RA sicced the cops on me, they were swarmin’ my room, so I febreezed the place.

Then smelled like Meadow Rain or whatever my entire 10 am. Turns out the “cops” were fixing my suitemates cable.

Well damn.

(Source: lumpyspace-pr1nce)

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I just kinda realized you’re a bit of a liar.

Well damn.

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Time to take Ye Olde Ceiling Tile downe.

And record the events.

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Baby Dick

I should’ve seen these empty promises coming.

Okay, okay.

In all honesty, I was prepared for le worst.

But still, there was a GLIMMER of hope.

No more.

No biggie.

I believe that drunk minds convey sober thoughts.

And that you’re just trying to bury me.

I won’t go down.

That easily.

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Someone just told me that one of my closest friends on campus has twin daughters.
I never knew.

Someone just told me that one of my closest friends on campus has twin daughters.

I never knew.

(Source: lionheartedwarrior)

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Passed out in my bed last night with my headphones on a la Mitch in Dazed and Confused.
So much WEED. And oxy.
God last night.
Was almost perfect.

Passed out in my bed last night with my headphones on a la Mitch in Dazed and Confused.

So much WEED. And oxy.

God last night.

Was almost perfect.

(via yawnsper)

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Last night looked like THIS.
Because despite everything on Friday.
You still want me. Obviously some part of you does.
Or last night wouldn’t have happened.
It’s all good. I took as much advantage of you as you did of me.
Woo, yay college.

Last night looked like THIS.

Because despite everything on Friday.

You still want me. Obviously some part of you does.

Or last night wouldn’t have happened.

It’s all good. I took as much advantage of you as you did of me.

Woo, yay college.

(Source: sparksflywithyou)

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I’m Not Okay

I’m Not Okay

(Source: areyouafraidofthedark)