Everyone’s been so hostile lately. God damn I swear, thought the hot new RA sicced the cops on me, they were swarmin’ my room, so I febreezed the place. Then smelled like Meadow Rain or whatever my entire 10 am. Turns out the “cops” were fixing my suitemates cable. Well damn.

Everyone’s been so hostile lately. God damn

I swear, thought the hot new RA sicced the cops on me, they were swarmin’ my room, so I febreezed the place.

Then smelled like Meadow Rain or whatever my entire 10 am. Turns out the “cops” were fixing my suitemates cable.

Well damn.

(Source: lumpyspace-pr1nce)